What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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black

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Anti Joke

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