Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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A black man without problems.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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