- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

what happens when you wake up inception

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

My mom touched my wiener : \

Roses are red Violets are blue

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