Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Hi my name is Bob

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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womens rights

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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