A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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