Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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You're on fire.

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