there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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