- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

What did the snake say to the rat?

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

Penis.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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