Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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theres a fat guy

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Women's rights.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Kim Kardashian.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Laura Pratz..

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The Mets win the World Series

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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