A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

A black guy gets arrested...

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

The Mets win the World Series

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

Womens rights

YOLO

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

An Amish walks into Best Buy

wanna hear a joke? no

what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

a black guy with rights in 1924

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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