- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

wanna hear a joke? no

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

I can't see my forehead

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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