Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Rick Perry.

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My nipple is bleeding

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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69.... is a number

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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45.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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