- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes! STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

I like turtoes.

Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

Where did John go? Refrigerator

Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

a black guy with rights in 1924

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

I like boys!!!!! CC

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

A man walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!