why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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Goat balls.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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Women's Rights

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Anti Joke

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