Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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A joke

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Womens Sports

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