Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Rick Perry.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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women's rights

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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