Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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Women's Rights...

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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what color is blue? green

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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