WOMEN'S RIGHTS

What is bad at catch The twin towers

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

French people.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

I love you.

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