Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

Hair

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Kim Kardashian.

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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