What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Rick Perry.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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mitt romney

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Five guys one rape.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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