- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

Chuck Norris died.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

My life

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Female Athletics

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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