- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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