A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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