- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

My nipple is bleeding

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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