Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

So this blonde walks into a library.

An Amish walks into Best Buy

What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

I can't see my forehead

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

Goat balls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

Ruller

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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