Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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69.... is a number

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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My life

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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my names jim haha

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Hair

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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