Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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