What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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The joke below me is retarded

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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I like your hair

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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The Mets win the World Series

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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