Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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