What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Women's rights.

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A black man killed someone

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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BIG PENIS

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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A scottish man having fun

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