- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

Asians...

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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