How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Women's rights.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Popsicles

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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