Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Women's rights.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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knock knock you may come in

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Penis.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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