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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Rick Perry.

The Bible

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

Knock Knock Come in.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

what rhymes with sloth? rape

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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