Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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