Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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