- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

NEVER

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

A joke

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

knock knock go away

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

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