What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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A black succeeds

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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