Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

mitt romney

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

Women's rights.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

This site is hilarious oh wait...

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

NEVER

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

JUSTIN BEING SMART

Jews who wear penny loafers...

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

Lacrosse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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