Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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womens rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Scott

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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