Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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The Mets win the World Series

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penis

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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balls in ya mouf

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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black

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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