What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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women's rights

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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