Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

knock knock go away

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Chuck Norris died.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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