Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

Jess Burns

Goat balls.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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