What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

thumb_up thumb_down +30

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

An antijoke

thumb_up thumb_down +28

An iguana walks out of a bar

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

thumb_up thumb_down +24

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

thumb_up thumb_down +14

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

George W. Bush

thumb_up thumb_down +12

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

thumb_up thumb_down +8

DERP

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops