Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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