Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Womens Sports

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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hi bye

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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wat?

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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mitt romney

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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