I'm Spartacus

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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hi bye

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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I love you very much.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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