What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Robin, get in the car.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Female Athletics

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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ASSCHEEKS

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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