A man walks into a bar.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Chuck Norris died.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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