The government makes a good decision

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Black people are innocent.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Potato salad

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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