- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

An antijoke

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

My life

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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