A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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what's black? a lot of things.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Carlton

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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