how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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What what In the butt

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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