What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Rick Perry.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

does this look unsure to you?

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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