What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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