A black person in the NHL

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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