- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

black people. that is all...

The Aristocrats

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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