What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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45.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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George W. Bush

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Global Warming.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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That's unfortunate.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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