A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

What is a dog? Bark

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

balls in ya mouf

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

Santa Clogged my toliet

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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