i have aids and a chode

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Global Warming.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Dallas Cowboys

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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