What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Nickelback

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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No joke.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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