A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Oh...okay, good.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Military intelligence.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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