What's red and silly? A blood clot

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What's 9 +10 19

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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