Netball.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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