How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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I Love Hitler.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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your fat

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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I'm Spartacus

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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