So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

French people.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

balls in ya mouf

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

noodles

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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