Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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theres a fat guy

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Scott

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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No.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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