- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Well, this is fun.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Rick Perry.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's in there? Get outta there...

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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