Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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I love you.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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1+1= 69

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