your moms so fat she has kankles

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Ruller

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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knock knock go away

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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What's 1+1? 4.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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