- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

A man walks into a bar.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

knock knock go away

Women's rights

i have aids and a chode

No joke.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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