Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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I hate you.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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