what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Women rights..

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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