What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

The WNBA.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

does this look unsure to you?

A joke

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Global Warming.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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