How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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no

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Canada

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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josh simpson has cancer

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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