Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Anti jokes are funny

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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