No joke.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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The Aristocrats

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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William Raines.

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i like potatoes

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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poop.........

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87

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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I like jokes.

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Anti Joke

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