Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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What what In the butt

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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women's rights

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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