wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Kenny G

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Women's rights

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Pandas Everywhere!!!

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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