An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Kenny G

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Kim Kardashian.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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johann grayson being liked

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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