- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Robin, get in the car.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

GRAAAAAAAR.

Scott

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Rick Perry.

Well, this is fun.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

No joke.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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