What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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No.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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