- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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