Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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That's unfortunate.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Myspace

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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