Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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black people. that is all...

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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The Aristocrats

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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