how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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make me a sandwich!

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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I can't see my forehead

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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