Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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Freedom of Speech

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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live babies

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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does this look unsure to you?

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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