Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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cheese

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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penis

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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You.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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