Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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