- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

What's big? Jupiter.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Why Because

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

johann grayson being liked

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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