- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man killed someone

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

Lockerbie bombing

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Aodhan Hearty

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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