Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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An antijoke

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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