- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

A homeless person dies.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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