- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

minorities

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

DANA

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

Hello

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

The WNBA.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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