- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

The WNBA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Jasper sucks.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

This joke isnt funny.

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