- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

What do apples taste like? Apples.

kennah campion... being nice

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

My dad beats my mom At checkers

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

French people.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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