1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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The WNBA.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Jasper sucks.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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This joke isnt funny.

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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