- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

What's 9 +10 19

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

did you ever see a butter fly?

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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