Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

if u r not my friend, like this joke

Satan called. I put him on hold.

So one time this woman was learning...

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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