- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Jews for Jesus

Women's rights.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

The WNBA.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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