Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

Hitler

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

A man buys free health care...

whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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