Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

anus soup

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Oliver's friends

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

No joke.

If life hands you lemons Take them

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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