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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Hitler

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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A man buys free health care...

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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