What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

milly, milly, milly, cat

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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