- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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