what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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Black people are innocent.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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