- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

What is 6 plus 9? 15

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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