- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

9:11 make a wish

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

SAY

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Mmmmmmm Lemons

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

cheese

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

steves legs

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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