why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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i have 2 penises

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Oliver's friends

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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A fish walks into a bar

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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