- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

Haha pizza

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

im jewish

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

Women's rights

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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