- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

A black succeeds

Why were corners made? For crying.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Please don't rape me.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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