Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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