Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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hi my name is? joe

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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