what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

steves legs

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

pubic lice.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

Why were corners made? For crying.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

want to go home? yea

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Knock Knock! Come in.

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