- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Punchline.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

What's 6+2? 16

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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