Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Josh kissing a girl

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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