Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Oliver's friends

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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i am predestal

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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hahaha

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8====D {(0)}

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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arse

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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