abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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ur mother

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Anti Joke

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