why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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So one time this woman was learning...

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Hi poop!

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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Got milk? No.

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