Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Women Drivers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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