Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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knock knock you may come in

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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An Irishman stays home

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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A scottish man having fun

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Covietz has a large penis

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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