How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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alcoholism kills

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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SPAMS!!!

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Anti Joke

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