- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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why did the man die? he got shot

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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