How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

The geese of Growmore

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Chocolate rain Awesome!

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

Fruitcake

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why....... Because.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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